Hubs: Have you noticed her bald spot?
Me: Errr.... her what-now?
Hubs: Bald spot. She has a bald spot. Right here. [Pointing to the middle of the back of her head - also known as her blonde spot]
Me: Dude - that's just blonde hair.
Hubs: It's not blonde - it's sparse. From all the pony tails you put in her hair. [Making the hand motion of me yanking her hair in two different directions]
Me: [snorting I am laughing so hard] You think she's going bald from my hairstyling? And seriously, they're called PIG-tails when there's two of them. How do you not know this?
Hubs: Pony. Pig. Just stop doing it while she still has some hair on her head.
Me: [continuing to chuckle and silently roll my eyes] Sure thing...
PS - For the record - I put her hair in pigtails about 3 times a week. At most. So ... yeah. Not so worried that I'm balding my daughter...
PPS - Men are jackasses.