Driving in the car on the weekend:
Maddie: My's tummy's hurts...
Me: From drinking too much juice probably, you juice-monster.
Maddie: My's tummy hurts from too much juice! Owwwwww. It hurtssssssssss.
Me: Rub it. That will make it feel better.
Maddie: I needs a band-aid for my tummy. Owwwwww. My's. Tummy's. Hurtsssssss!!!!
Me (to Hubs): Seriously? Have you ever heard someone be so dramatic?
Him: Yes. YOU.
Me: [Silence] Har har...well, now there's three of us. What are you going to do about it?
Him: Golf. A lot.