Top 5 Reasons Why Maddie Will Never Be World Hide & Seek Champion:
- She always hides in the same spot. And that spot is the front hall closet. Just so's you know.
- She likes to peek out of her hiding spot (the closet) while you "look" for her.
- If you're like me, and like to narrate your life (i.e. "Is Maddie under the table?" "Is Maddie behind the couch"), then she will answer you "NOoooooooo" - from said closet.
- If you take too long "looking" for her, she will jump out of the closet and say "Maddie in closet Mommy!"
- And if she is the seeker, she will actually only look in one place for you. And that place is... drumroll, please... In The Closet. Because CLEARLY that's the best hiding place in the world, right?
And these are the nights that make up for all those nights of fury and tantrums.