20 minutes after I put Maddie down for her afternoon nap...
*boing*boing*boing* <--this is the sound of someone jumping on her bed
Me [busting into her room like a narc cop in a highschool girls washroom]: WHAT are you doing?
Maddie [sitting down quickly with wide innocent bambi eyes]: Nothing Mommy ... [silence] ... I was just bouncing on the bed.
Something tells me she's not going to be a world poker champion anytime soon.