Maddie says...

• Rice cereal mixed with peaches is goooooooood. So good that I don't think I can open my mouth wide enough.
• Baby Einstein videos are a bit like crack - but what the hell is up with that lion puppet? Is that supposed to be a roar? I'm not sure...
• Yes, those grunts coming from the backseat of the car are me pooping. This solid food is making it a bit harder for me to go. See my face - that's concentration!
• I like my new Avent soother - why didn't you give me this one in the first place?
• Give me another teether - this one isn't cold anymore. Come on woman - I will start uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-ing until you get it for me.